Naptime (and winners – and a giveaway)

My darling Posse –

It’s no secret to anybody who is aware of me IRL – I’m not a napper.  I’m dirunal AF, getting up at 4:30a in Summer season and (gasp!) 6a in Winter.  Nighttime will not be the correct time for this lima bean – I’m normally in mattress (and quick asleep) by 10p.  If I’m up at 11p, you realize I’m stressing over one thing that’s most likely greatest left till morning – however whatchagonnado, proper?

I’m additionally unable to sit down nonetheless for lengthy intervals, most particularly if the climate is okay; I think that is some deep seated Puritanical bent, ‘Idle Hams are the Satan’s Porkchop’ and all that – if it’s attractive out – and daytime – I merely can not waste it being asleep. Gotta be doin’, y’know?

However each on occasion the planets will align, rain will fall (or fog will settle) it’ll be a gray, cloudy day, I’ll have been Up and Doing since 3a…and the necessity to take a nap will fall on me like a weighted blanket.  When that occurs I… nicely, I take a nap.  ps.  it helps if it’s a Sunday.

Arina Krasnikova –

So this Sunday – I’d been up because the crack of o’dark-thirty, having gone to mattress at (gasp!) 11:45p as a result of I’d given in to my anxiousness about dying with an workplace filled with outdated information and crammed three banker’s containers with paper (I don’t want paperwork on sand mine initiatives from 10 years in the past).  Destruction of the paperwork, together with different stuff forward of the afternoon rains had me worn out.  So.  A scorching bathe…and a nap.

However what fragrance to put on for this nap.  And making that call?  You’d assume I used to be deciding whether or not to punch within the nuclear codes.  Right here have been my concerns (and what they delivered to thoughts): (btw – this truly occurred)

  1. Lubin Gin Fizz.  Yikes!  Too sparkly..but additionally a tad melancholy, as sparkly fragrances are wont to do (has that occurred to you, the place there’s that little little bit of melancholy lurking below an in any other case carefree zing of citrus and aldehydes?). Sniffing it delivered to thoughts Princess Grace’s life and premature passing.  The fairytale…gone bitter.. which then delivered to thoughts the uncertainty of Life for us all… that’s plenty of heavy lifting for one little hour’s nap. No, thanks.
  2. Amouage Lyric EXTRAIT.  As a result of, apparently, I’m a Nap Masochist.  This delivered to thoughts one thing Patty mentioned years in the past once we have been in MiN(NY) one night, sniffing Lyric ‘it’s attractive however you possibly can’t give attention to the rest’ (paraphrasing there).  And should you assume she’s proper re the common parfum, you orta strive  the extrait!  I most likely may’ve fallen asleep sporting it however it might’ve been a dreamfest of velociraptors in mink stoles and pearls, stomping up fifth Avenue to terrorize Bergdorf – and it’s the outdated Bergdorf, with the dove-grey carpet, as a result of velociraptors desire terrorizing the outdated Bergdorf, simply ask ’em.
  3. Guerlain Lys Soleil – alas, because it was raining and gray Lys Soleil fashioned a discordant counterpoint to the day – the lilies are almost carried out,  the cool, gray, moist day feels Autumnal, waaah waaaah, cry me a river, and many others and many others – this one nearly had me in tears.  So nonono..
  4. Clearly I’m insane and Making Up Tales – these are attractive scents that I like however none of them mentioned ‘oooh!  I’ll soothe your fractious soul and knit up your raveled sleave of care’
  5. You recognize what did say that?  And delivered?  Uncle Serge’s Daim Blond. Oleksandr Canary Islands

    Longtime Posse know of my adoration for that magnificence – and a wet, 70Fs day is ideal for napping in Daim Blond.  That beautiful, dried apricot and smooth heat suede scent is the proper cocoon of temperance and solace, consolation with out being cloying.  You’re within the walled backyard of a wonderful home in Bruges – you go to sleep and the housekeeper sends a maid out with a smooth cotton blanket to drape throughout your legs as you slumber within the chaise.  Later, while you awake, there’ll be cool lemonade, freshly made.  However proper now, proper at this second, it’s you, the chaise and the murmuring of busy bees as they forage the waning Summer season flowers. Not less than that’s what I bought, whereas I used to be plummeting down the nicely of exhaustion, with Daim Blond wrapping itself round me to cushion that fall.  For the subsequent 90 minutes it was simply me and the (imaginary) bees ; once I awoke it was nonetheless raining, there was no chaise, dagnabbit AND I needed to make my very own lemonade, in fact.  Fantasies kinda suck that approach, alas.

However it was beautiful!

So!  What scents give you the results you want while you consider napping?  Gourmand? Citrus? Floral? Musk? Do you might have a Nap Scent?  I feel Daim Blond will forevermore be that Nap Scent for me, however I’m additionally open to options.

M. Jacques wish to know (he wears Eau du Chien, that charmingly bizarre mashup of moist canine, moist canine farts and the attract of Dwelling within the Second that’s the epitome of a cheerful, wholesome, snoozing canine.  For those who inform him, he’ll throw your title into the rando(org) combine and poke a Winner!

and that jogs my memory:  I owe you guys some WINNER! Sorry I didn’t reply to any of your beautiful feedback on the Peachy publish however we have been delivering elements to the wilds of Wisconsin in an unsprung 2-ton pickup.  After final yr’s journey (‘uh..Mike?  Let’s cease – AGAIN’) I discovered to drink NOTHING earlier than boarding the Unsprung .. my bladder was grateful, lemmetellya.  So was the driving force.

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